Thursday, February 19, 2009

expansion of the communication course

University opens porn course


A university in Taiwan has opened a course to teach students how to appreciate and analyse porn movies.

The Mass Communication Department of Providence University opened the course this semester, reports United Daily News.

To pass the course, students must give a 15 minute presentation in which they analyse an audience's psychological reaction to a porn clip from an academic perspective.

One worried student, who did not wish to be named, commented: "If I get a very good score in this course, I don't know how I'll explain it to my parents."

When registering for the voluntary course, students signed a paper agreeing that if the scenes were too explicit, they could choose to leave the classroom

The teacher, assistant professor Miss Chen Mingmei, said no students had ever left her class but some would briefly cover their eyes during the stronger scenes.

More than 50 students registered for the course, and most of them confessed that they had watched porn videos before.

Curiosity was given as the main reason for taking the course and most admitted their parents did not know what they were studying.

Another student admitted: "I am really worried my parents will see the score report when it is mailed home. I won?t know what to say if I get a high score

"However if I fail the course, I can speak to my parents and suggest that maybe I should watch more porn."

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

the greatest woman on earth

thanks mom. i love my mom.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

hot and burn

sigh. i have a love-hate feeling for aussie.

firstly, i don't like the fact they behave superior to chinese.

but then again. i love the place and the animals.

the first time i went aussie was like 15 years ago. and that was when i first carried a koala bear. super cuteeeeeee! cute cute cute!
really. but i was terrified at that moment cos i was probably just a bit bigger than the bear. subsequently, the rest of the times i've been to any other parts of aussie. i will never miss visiting the koalas in the zoo.

and here you go, the wild fire in aussie killed more than a hundred. and probably loads of koalas. sigh, especially when they can't move fast, they become one of the biggest victims!


poor sam... got burnt.



sam recovering.

police investigated and believed that arson was behind more than 400 firess! seriously? australians, burning your own koalas? guess not every australian is like steve irwin, with a huge heart for the animals.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

blur like shit

thats me.

seriously, i've heard of friends finding phone, ipod or whatsoever gadgets at public places and keep it for their own. well, finders keepers right. but i haven't had such a luck in my entire life. not even once.

but then again. i have to thank god cos im blessed with meeting kind souls who will return me my stuffs becos i'm simply a blur toot.

school ended early today so i was on my way to meet my sister at amk hub. when i was getting out of the bus, i blatantly stood up, completely forgot bout my precious free-of-charge-stussy-wallet-from-my-sister that was on my lap.

i was at this cd shop there and was at the counter when i realised my wallet was missing. ( dan, reminds me of that incident at sportslink!) haha. so i said wait, then walked out of the store with the cashier looking at me, stunned.

ahhh! then i called the hgang interchange and drop my number. thank god they called me to inform me that my wallet is in one piece! yay! my ic, student pass, money! all back!
that kevin just said he's going to buy me a chain. and ask me if i would like metal or plastic... u know those primary sch kids kind... to hang their wallet. haha. ass. oh yah. my mom used to write my name and class on my wallet in primary school too. haha

still remember 2 to 3 weeks ago, i almost lost my phone while shopping. totally left it in the fitting room at isetan scotts. nice salesgirl or other users of the fitting room did not keep it. nice peeps.

so today was a day sponsored by my sister. went eyebrow shaping with her. and this lady cut my skin instead while trying to cut and neaten my brows. damn bloody pain lar. then she was asking me about these 2 dots on my eyebrow. and say why ur pimple scar so straight. i just ya... to patronise her and trying to endure the pain. but seriously lady, thats my eyebrow piercing la deh...

btws, rach left for perth on sunday. hitched a ride on keith's car that morning. reached t1 at like 640am or something. super early. i'm glad it wasn't tt much of a wailing party. being the only girl tt was present from the jc side of her friends really helped becos i managed to pull my tears back. will miss u loads rach. ur baby and cocoa. and making me run during badminton,wii-ing sessions at ur brother's place, making me feel comfortable with all the A6 peeps, plus individual dates with u to town and all. rach, come back already.

so here's to the first korean celeb i ever liked.



so cute! i want to go korea again all of a sudden.

im off to bed!
bye!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

the end of the hectic school week

finally has ended. this morning's lecture marks the end of the sch week. which almost killed me.

from last sat, the maximum hours i slept per night was like 5. the last 2 days were remarkably short. 2 hours. anyone wanna blanjah me for MTM?

so yeah, i had quite a bad time this week. 1 report, 2 essays on top of other random smaller things. and 1 quiz.
I need to get back on track.

last sat was packed with programs also. celebrated rach's 21st birthday. JC cum Sec sch. haha. it was a long table. rach i love you! really glad we got closer. well, i have to give credits to kevin. HAPPY 21ST RACHEL WONG SHU LI! ALL THE BEST IN OZ! WE MUST SKYPE!

sunday was spent with my sec school friends, we did our yearly CNY visiting. haha. played MJ, first time with them, thought they were noobs and i totally underestimate them!!!!!! lost again!!!!!!! where is my luck.

idiotic fortune teller on tv said this yr is a bad year for dragon-ers. i remember myself cursing at him tt CNY eve when he appeared on the CNY program.

my amore package has finally come to an end. i can forsee fats piling on my body for the next few weeks. sigh. sadly, the amore sessions didn't really help me to lose weight. because this season, i ate twice as much as usual too.
nic, you will agree with me right? we'll go for amore spa next time. one day, we will become true-blue tai-tais.

In the midst of my stressful and torturous days, i recalled at the last min i had FTT. and in the midst of the lack of sleep, the piling assignment and amore session and outing, i neglect studying for it. well, give it to my complacency for thinking BTT was damn easy. i faaaaillled my FTT! i was damn depressed i tell u.

nvm, i'll take practical lessons first. btw, that rachel wong shuli passed her TP first time. manual plus she's a private student.
-KOWTOW-

On tues, went to the prodigy concert with nicole and dana! haha. i would say this is fate. nic and dana are sec sch friends, dana and i are jc friends and then nic and i are uni friends. that just reminds me of a song: its a small world after all, its a small world after all, its a small small world. i think the prodigy is quite good. but the sound system was blasting away. the whole fort canning park was 3/4 filled with caucasians. since the prodigy is an old band, the crowd were like 20s and 30s. i just fit totally in. im 20 alreaddy k. and i saw loads of eyecandies and celebs. its like the ARRRTAAAS crowd.


Stupid danica and joy are watching movie now i bet. in jurong point. thanks for inviting me. haha.

THANK GOD ITS SOON TO BE FRIDAY!

LOVE.






Monday, February 2, 2009

MY KILLER SCHEDULE.

this week has been jam-packed with stuffs. i would say my tight schedule has been killing me.

i have superb skills at self-building stress. i need more private time. thanks kevin for hearing me out all the time.

bye world.